Jul 7, 2010 Posted by Anthony

If Only (Jack and His Flower)

There was once a man named Jack. Jack lived in a garden filled with vegetation. Each of the millions of people who lived in the garden were assigned a plant to watch over and care for. Everyone loved their plant, whether it was a tree, a bush, a blade of grass, or a vegetable. But the thing they all admired the most were flowers. Jack was special. It was Jack’s job to watch over and care for the... read more

May 21, 2010 Posted by Anthony

Standing On One Leg ( I have no idea where this came from- hope you enjoy)

It was a man’s lifelong ambition to be able to stand on one leg for 48 hours straight. In order to draw attention to himself he did it at a park downtown. He picked a spot right in the middle of the park’s major thoroughfare and lifted his leg to begin his 48 hour exercise. Several hours into it some small children playing ball ran in circles all around him- having so much fun that they... read more

Apr 14, 2010 Posted by Anthony

The Father, The Daughter, and the Young Man

A good and loving father deeply cared for his beautiful daughter. He brought her up in the way she should go. He adorned her with gifts and graces that he took pleasure in bestowing upon her. He taught her to love God and others, and to see herself with a high level of respect. The daughter meant the world to the father and he only wanted what was best for her. One day a young man came to he... read more

Jul 25, 2008 Posted by Anthony

The Public Restroom Experience

You can’t really control when it happens. When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go. Public place or not. Nature calls. You have to go to the bathroom. It seems like it always happens when you go into a public place. Grocery stores, discount stores, clothing stores, book stores, etc…: potty has no preference. Although sometimes it seems to prefer Borders, Target, and Walmart. So, you have to answer... read more